Sleep is for people without Internet access.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: badbitchesandbombassweed)

copslay:

oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-

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the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell)

Wake up and find no one home

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: grayisnotacolour)

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

When I open my pack of gum…

sodamnrelatable:

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